Mary Lee Walsh

Mary Lee "Slaweel Ryam" Walsh was a worker at 4Cent Garbage Towers. She was originally the dean of student services at PVCC, but retired due to heavy stress after Ian Brandon Anderson enrolled, back in 2000. As per her duty, she was involved in destroying Ian's signs, which he used when ever he tried to prostitute himself. This resulted in a completely one sided blood feud. After a while, she discovered that he had in fact been making comics about her, in which she is an evil witch, gets brutally beaten up on a regular basis, and in the finale she is attacked by Ian wielding two massive swords, ending when he paralyzes her for life and sends her to a high security prison. Needless to say, Mary had some concerns about this. Attempting to take Ian to her office and discuss this with him resulted in him issuing her a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha and trying to 'Mach Punch' her. After she had expelled him, she was driven to early retirement, needing to seek a calmer lifestyle. Eventually, Mary began to feel the effects of the Curse, and had to seek help from a witch's coven to get it removed. Whilst there, she was cured by the ancient wizard and leader of the cult, Count Graduon, a man who had been sealed inside of a magical staff so that he could live forever. Having been cured, Graduon chose her as the wielder of his staff, and she took up a study of magic and got work as an adviser in 4Cent Garbage Towers, where she would use her magical powers to alter the stock market to work in Jason Kendrick Howell's favor. When CWCVille was later conquered by Ian Brandon Anderson, Mary and the rest of 4Cent took sides against him, and campaigned to have him removed from office, becoming one of the founders of the CPLF.

According to Bizzaro Mary in Issue F, Mary also once had a relationship with Sinestro, but they had a falling out for some reason and subsequently never spoke again.

Mary Lee Walsh first appeared in the end of Issue 5 and again in Issue 5E, where she was among the first to notice Sonichu's raging screams as he climbed the building. After Naitsirhc was killed by Sonichu, she comforted a grieving Giovanni and asked Graduon for advice on how to deal with the situation. She and Jason were told that dark times were ahead of them, and that they should be cautious. After Ian crashed his Mouse Pointer Plane into the building, Mary released the Plautistic and set him on Sonichu, at Graduon's order. The Plautistic then merged with Joshua Martinez and the combined plant monster took Graduon's staff as a weapon to use against Sonichu. Unfortunately, the plan failed; The Plautistic was ripped apart, Joshua was murdered in his human form, and Graduon fell from a massive height to an unknown fate.

With no backup plan to fight Sonichu and a lot of people still in the tower, Mary called in expert Jewish wizard and fellow CPLF member Michael Snyder to help evacuate the building. He told her that his Jew magic was not powerful enough on its own to evacuate everyone, and that MIPS was unwilling to help. Given no other option, he decided to simply teleport everyone to safety two at a time, the most he could handle under his own power. He started off with evacuating Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, but it is not clear whether or not he managed to save anyone else.

Left alone, Mary surveyed the damage done to the towers and decided that it was time that she dealt with the situation personally, rather than watching from afar. She then telepathically contacted Wes Iseli in the Tower 2, who was battling Sonichu at the time, and told him to get out of there, telling him that everyone was running to the stronghold in Molvania, since CWCVille was no longer safe. Wes reluctantly teleported out, while teleporting Sonichu to Mary at her request. She then questioned Sonichu as to what had happened to him, and he told her that he no longer cared about the CPLF or anything else, only where his father was. Mary then revealed that she had known about the truth behind Sonichu's parentage all along, and trying to help Sonichu, began to explain that his father was technically there. Before she could finish, however, Sonichu hit her in a rage, causing her to transform into a mighty purple dragon and attempt to destroy him. She nearly succeeded, but was thwarted when Asperchu accidentally threw his Sega Game Gear into her mouth, causing her to swallow it. The Game Gear blocked her throat just as she was about to shoot an energy beam out of her throat, and the energy rebounded on her insides and killed her in a huge explosion.

Later on, in Issue F, Mary returned from the grave as a ghost, to torment Sonichu as he walked the river with Mitch Chu, and remind him of his failures. Sonichu was, of course, horrified.