Michael Snyder

Michael Snyder is a jewish magician who works in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center.

He is summoned by Mary Lee Walsh to help with the evacuation, but there are too many people to teleport with his magic alone. He uses his pickle phone to call the MIPS for help, but they say they can't help at the moment.

He can teleport two people at a time, and then teleports Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash to safety.