Simonla

Simonla Rosechu is an evil clone of Simonchu made through cooperation between Lord Nave and Ian Brandon Anderson. Her birth is witnessed in Simonchu, Her life is seen in Sonichu, Her death is seen in Moon-Pals, and her legacy is seen in Capering Berries. Fits together quite nicely really.

In Simonchu
Using the stolen Legal Rights to Simonchu's character, Lord Nave is able to engineer the perfect clone of Simonchu and modify it to fit his desires. At Ian's request, she is cloned, given a copied Drill Medallion, and sent back in time to be integrated into CWCVille society as Wild Sonichu's sweetheart, so as to prove to the "trolls" that Wild Sonichu is STRAIGHT.

In Moon-Pals
Simonla appears in Moon-Pals, where she has her skull crushed during an unannounced visit to the moon. Unaware of Bill the Scientist's crippling boyhood fear of knights, Simonla chose to sneak up behind Bill wearing an old jousting helmet and flailing her arms about. Bill crushed her head with his favorite mace, and then stomped on her unconscious body for a good 40 minutes or so. As per her living will, which she carried on her at all times, Simonla was loaded into a rocket and fired into the sun.

In Sonichu
Simonla originally debuted in the Sonichu comic, where she appeared as Wild's sweetheart. Although clearly derived from Simonchu, author Christian Weston Chandler insisted she was original and refused to remove her when told to, despite being threatened with a lawsuit, and with the very reasonable conditions that he only had to kill her off in the comics, and did not need to retcon out her early appearances. It took the locking and closure of his website to convince him to finally kill her off, something that he didn't do without trying to squirm around it by adding in another Simonchu copy, in the form of Simonla's daughter Sandy, and try and get back at Evan for later, by bloodily dismembering him in Sonichu Issue 10. Asperpedia responded by creating Capering Berries. Although Sonichu is largely considered non-canonical to the other comics on Asperpedia, Capering Berries accepted the plot of Sonichu 10, and presumably the rest of the plot too, as cannon, and as the central backstory to the CB characters. As a character, Simonla in Sonichu was bland, uninteresting and did nothing. She was a carpenter or something like that. She might have lived in a hole too. I can't remember. She was eventually killed by an exploding Voltorb in the toilet, placed by the heroic Sean August Watley.

In Capering Berries
Simonla herself plays little role in Capering Berries. Given that it uses her Sonichu backstory, the explanation is that she lived in CWCVille and was a sweetheart of Wild Sonichu, who in this canon really is straight. Since Sonichu never retconned Simonchu, however, CB also uses parts of the Simonchu backstory. She was a clone created by Ian and Lord Nave as in Simonchu but in the CB version was made for Wild's pleasures rather than to validate his heterosexuality. Its never said if she was still sent back in time or not. After a long time in CWCVille, she laid the egg that would later become Sandy and was then assassinated by Sean August Watley and his Voltorb, (Most likely as revenge for Chris-Chan having earlier broken into his house and assaulted Alec). She died still believing that she was not a clone. After she was killed, Mayor Evan, (Who was also trying to avenge Alec) was captured and found guilty in a rigged trial. Wild and the newly hatched Sandy were the ones commissioned to execute him, something they both did gleefully. While Sandy was told by her father that Simonla was a saint, Niachu reveals to her that as a clone, she was a bland, soulless creature. Perfect for The Mayor's and Wild's desires.

In Sonichu Revolution
Simonla appears briefly in Sonichu Revolution after a long shopping spree. Knowing herself to be a huge infringement of copyright, she allows the great Mitch Sonichu to bloodily kill her with an axe, stating that its okay, because she's a fictional character, and it's not as if she's real or anything.