Metal Asperchu

Metal Asperchu (AKA #13 and sometimes referred to as Metal-Chu) is a mechanical replica of Asperchu in a long line of Asperchu Clones created by Sinestro. He is first seen in Issue C and has been the main villain ever since, with the possible exception of Ian Brandon Anderson.

Directives

 * Directive 1. Obtain 7 Chaos Pickles/Obtain 3 Chaos Pickles
 * Sub-Directive A. Terminate Christian Weston Chandler
 * Directive 2. Serve The Public Trust
 * Directive 3. Obstruct True And Honest Love
 * Directive 4. (Classified)

Creation
Metal Asperchu was created for the same purpose as all the others- To find the seven Chaos Pickles.

It was powered by the draining of Asperchu's heart level to 0% when Dino Dash, John and Lisa were playing "Punch the Aspie". After that, Sinestro powered it up with the Asperchu Medallion. However, it did not seem to follow Sinestro's orders. Shortly after it was activated it attacked Ian Brandon Anderson with a flamethrower then promptly left to follow a directive of collecting the 7 Chaos Pickles, refusing to obey Sinestro's orders to destroy the others because obeying him was not a directive.

The hunt begins
After taking off, Metal Asperchu comes to the realization that his sensors were not working properly and that he could not track the Chaos Pickles. To remedy this, he confronts Simonchu and robs him of his Drill Medallion under threat of death. He turns the medallion into a tracking device and using it, he seeks out Jivin's farmstead and brutally attacks them, stealing the first of the Chaos Pickles.

First blood
Running into the Chaotic Combo on his pursuit of the second Chaos Pickle, Metal Asperchu apprehends and neutralizes the group. Interpreting Angelica's perseverance as a threat, he inflicts his first casualties by ripping apart Angelica's face, lethally shooting Wild at close range, and cutting Punchy in half. With the trio dead, Metal Asperchu then seeks out the second of the Chaos Pickles at some sort of Dr. Wily-esque fortress.

Alliance with Bionic
From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, who gives him the second Chaos Pickle. Bionic then promises him the rest of the Chaos Pickles, in exchange for him doing favors for Bionic. To prove that his knowledge of the Chaos Pickles' locations is genuine, he gives him a freebie and tells him where the third one is right away: in the possession of Flame the Sunbird. He of course wastes no time in getting it.

The random favors
He then goes on to do random tasks for Bionic like blowing up fast food restaurants and killing Teddy Roosevelt. For the fifth Chaos Pickle, Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler alive. By Christian though, he of course meant Ian Brandon Anderson.

CWCVille invasion
Metal begins his task for the fifth Chaos Pickle by sneaking into CWCVille to get Ian. After killing many Sonichu Nazis, he breaches Ian's defenses and enters the CWCVille Mayoral Office. There, (after cutting off Sonichu's hand), he does battle with Ian in his transformer; Son-Chu. For the first time ever, Metal gets the shit kicked out of him, and is badly damaged after Son-Chu crushes him beneath his foot. However, Metal defeats Son-Chu by locating his weak point and setting him on fire. Again. After being taunted for a little while, Metal realizes how badly damaged he is, and so activates the four Chaos Pickles. This causes him to emit green, blue and purple lights. The blue and green lights attract Asperchu, Jivin, Max and Ian to him, causing them to be sent back to 1999, and the purple lights propel Simonchu backwards out of a hole in the wall. What he does next is not entirely clear, as not even the watching Sinestro knows.

Metal goes up in the world
After activating the four pickles, Metal gains an ever more badass looking form, now even bigger, with red and brown colouring and massive metal spikes on his shoulders. To add to this, he seems to have fully gained sentience, as he is now completely fluent in human speech and is capable of thinking for himself. This brand new Metal Asperchu, for the first time ever, manages to intimidate Bionic, and scares him into releasing the location of the fifth Pickle. He discovers that it is in the hands of a boy called Sammy, a mentally retarded child who likes to cosplay as The Mayor, and to make random access humor jokes. Metal quickly killed him and reduced the entire area to a crater, taking the Pickle with him as he did. After he did this, he took the Pickle back to Bionic and absorbed it into himself, as he did with the last four. He tells us then that each Pickle increases his powers.

Metal Asperchu is confused
Metal begins to question what his fourth Directive is, but cannot find out because it is classified. He tries two programs called 'Root Dirw' and 'Sys32Acc' which are both also classified. He also scans in Memory Database, finding memories on Dino Dash, Mitch, and Grandpa Alzheichu, among others, taking a moment to replay (At 102%, whatever that means) a memory of him setting Ian on fire. He finally receives a message telling him that Directive 4 is inaccessible and he decides to discover what it is on his own, saying that he has no care for being ignorant of his nature, and that he doesn't want his curiosity causing unwanted interference. He puts his search for the Chaos Pickles on hold and tells Bionic he is off to pursue a Secondary Objective. He then flies away to go interrogate Sinestro, his original creator. He arrives at Forte Grosse, scaring away Larry D. Waltz while doing so. Sinestro tells him that he was the finest of the Asperchu Clones but that he was incomplete, and that he, Metal and all the others were all missing a certain something. Metal tells him he does not care however, and grabs him by the throat, demanding to know what Directive 4 is. Sinestro tells him that it is a doomsday contingency, and will not increase his power or benefit him or anyone else at all. Metal does not believe him however, and so he decides that he will activate it anyway, when he can. As 'Insurance' however, he releases Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu from the growing tubes and makes them into his minions, so that he can learn what Directive 4 is, imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes as he goes.

Metal the Scientist
Metal then assorts multiple Asperchu Clones and commands them to access their fourth directive and see what happens. The result is that five of the clones have a 'fatal error' and explode, Cthulhu Chu being among the victims. Bubastis Chu survives though. Upon searching through the records, Metal discovers the existence of a 'Zero Clone' or #23. Sinestro refuses to tell him about it and suggests that Metal kill him, as #23's release would cause his death anyway. Metal thinks of something, though, and forcing Sinestro to watch, he takes one of the Primer Clones and readies his experiment. After he is done, the mysterious #23 absorbs all of the primer clones into himself, and awakens. Metal goes to meet it, and quickly becomes intimidated as he discovers that it towers over him. The mouthless silver clone then floats across the room using psychic powers, and tells Metal, 'Death awaits you'. He then teleports himself and Metal to the ruins of 4Cent Garbage Towers in CWCVille, where they meet Asperchu, Sonichu, Bionic, and Christian Weston Chandler.

Metal Asperchu's psychotic breakdown
Metal then becomes enraged after Argentum gives an overly cryptic speech about choices and suffering, before leaving completely and answering none of his questions. He then screams to CWCVille that he was going to kill everyone, but never does so. Instead, he just floats in the air for several days, sulking that he didn't get any results with his experiments. This didn't cause much alarm, but it did give many of the CWCVille Restoration Project workers an uneasy feeling. Some thought he was harmless, and others thought he needed to be watched, in case he ever snaps out of it and attacks them. One thing they can agree on though, was that he was being very immature.

Death
Soon after, Wesli Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, Wesli Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Megan and Lovely Weather) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He attacks Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles.